Jason Beere Building Cambridge B Athletic
Manager and coach: Colin Rea and Marc Thomas .
2009 Highlights in C division: 5th in league, semi-finals of Waikato cup, winners of Hippo Cup.
NOTE - training 6.30 - 8.00pm every Thursday at Vogel Street.
Grant McIlmurray and Colin Rea with urgent supplies for the boys
Jason Beere Building Cambridge B Athletic 2010 squad:
Colin “Scouse” Rea (Liverpool) Manager – Centre Statue
Bad in the air, only turns left, no eye for goal and pretty slow.
Russell “Dobbin” Foster (Burnley) Angry Man – Keeper, Centre Half, Centre Forward
Loves sugar lumps, prefers soft ground, slow starter, good jumper, recently shoed (Gola).
Ken “Chopper’ Graham (Liverpool) – Pensioner, Midfielder, Winger, Walk Back
Never tracks back, cuts in, scores goals & would like a job at the UN.
Ron “Silver Fox” Kardas (Spurs) – Left back, left Wing
Terrier in midfield, shouts at everyone and is Dutch.
Russell “Big Russ” Dixon (Scunthorpe) – Centre Half
Tendency to score own goals, 2 left feet & short temper.
Mark “Judas” Thomas (Middlesbrough) – Plays everywhere well or so he says!!!!
Good Coach and runs quicker when his pockets aren’t full of silver
Paul “Mad dog” Malley (Celtic) – Full Back
Big lad, Scottish, likes getting his cock out, no further comment!!
Gareth “Air Con” Porter (Liverpool) – Everywhere
Always cool, short of fingers, quality player supporting a bad side.
Grant “Rab C’ McllMurray (Rangers) – Centre Forward, Winger
Stone cold scorer, huge forehead and another Scot. Dreams of becoming a half-decent squash player one day, needs a lost ball removed from his arse first.
Simon "Locky" Lockwood (Leeds Utd) – Centre Back, Midfiled Roamer
Iinsurance man, looks like Nick the Greek from Lock Stock and takes out opposing forwards like “Atchit Arry”, has a cultured left foot and is often spotted on a left wing raid.
Stuart "Billy" Anderson (Celtic) – Winger, Defender
Youngest squad member, recently found some form on the left hand side of midfield, good job too as he was playing so poorly Celtic had registered an interest. Likes Buckfast and Henrik Larsson in any order.
Ian "Keepr" Marshall (Blackburn) – Goalkeeper, Acrobat, Court Jester
Fitted right into the madness of the Athletic squad with his own individual style of goalkeeping, great shot-stopper and according to his facebook profile he is 40% happier doing things without his pants on.
Nick "Kick" Feisst (Hobbiton FC) – Winger, Defender
Nick is the quickest player in the Athletic loves Kick Boxing and recently got his face smashed in to prove his love of his sport. There is a sweep running to see if Nick actually disappears when he puts on the ring.
Pete "Mint Cake" Greenwood (Kendal FC) – Midfielder
Newest recruit. Running on visitor visa, only has one pair of trousers with many pockets for storing all his worldy possesions. Has the stamina of a May Fly but plays well considering he needs glasses.
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